Dear John...

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"Faith in humanity....dwindling."

THE "DEAR JOHN" COLUMN NEEDS YOUR LETTERS

Citizens of Hell are invited to send their letters or emails asking advice to our special columnist John, who will be answering select questions weekly in The Daily Pitchfork.  All submissions are anonymous although any information on activity of a criminal nature will of course be passed on to the police.

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From: Anonymous

Dear John,

my usual torturer has been giving me the cold shoulder. Last week he left me in an empty room for half an hour. I did hate it, but it hardly seems worth my time.

I don't want to report him and he gives no fucks about what I put in the "Rate your torture" questionnaire. Any idea how I could convince him to put more oomph into it?