Dear John...

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"Faith in humanity....dwindling."

THE "DEAR JOHN" COLUMN NEEDS YOUR LETTERS

Citizens of Hell are invited to send their letters or emails asking advice to our special columnist John, who will be answering select questions weekly in The Daily Pitchfork.  All submissions are anonymous although any information on activity of a criminal nature will of course be passed on to the police.

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From: Anonymous

Dear John,

I've been in Little Hades for at least four years, and I feel like I've seen everything there is to see and and done almost everything there is to do legally in this town. How do I spice things up without breaking the law?