Dear John...

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"Faith in humanity....dwindling."

THE "DEAR JOHN" COLUMN NEEDS YOUR LETTERS

Citizens of Hell are invited to send their letters or emails asking advice to our special columnist John, who will be answering select questions weekly in The Daily Pitchfork.  All submissions are anonymous although any information on activity of a criminal nature will of course be passed on to the police.

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From: ANONYMOUS

Dear John,

my boss threw a giant titinfant fit after the recent launch of FLAMR when he discovered that I had a profile. After insisting he didn't care whether or not I use the app, he accused me of "smearing ass all over Hellnet" and "slutting around" WHICH I DID NOT DO, proceeded to list a bunch of nobodies he was gonna fuck, and almost set our house on fire.

What the fuck?