Dear John...

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"Faith in humanity....dwindling."

THE "DEAR JOHN" COLUMN NEEDS YOUR LETTERS

Citizens of Hell are invited to send their letters or emails asking advice to our special columnist John, who will be answering select questions weekly in The Daily Pitchfork.  All submissions are anonymous although any information on activity of a criminal nature will of course be passed on to the police.

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From: Anonymous

Dear John,

I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me. There's someone in my life and they've pretty much always been there. And the idea of them not being there pisses me off. I say I don't care but I think I do and fuck if I know what to do about it. I'm torn between chaining him to a wall somewhere or just letting him do what he wants because I could care less what that bastard does.

So I'm wondering, would carpet or hardwood make better flooring in the living area?