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Dr. John H. Watson ([personal profile] combatdoc) wrote2016-07-04 09:41 am

Dear John...




"Faith in humanity....dwindling."


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sharktrash: (blank // this hangover is killing me)

[personal profile] sharktrash 2016-12-29 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
From: ANONYMOUS

Dear John,

nothing's been the same since our only kid moved out of town. While the new and improved privacy is nice, we fight more than usual. It's like he's deliberately trying to piss me off. I'm definitely not putting up with this shit for eternity.

So, you have any ideas for tracking someone down in all of Hell?