Meme Threads

[combatdoc]

If we've started a thread on a meme and you'd like to continue it here instead of in bakerstreet or wherever, then we can do that here.  I'll post headings and links to the specific thread below.

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[logicals]

If I was going for reassurance I'd be quite devastated, I assure you.
SH

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[combatdoc]

Sherlock. No cocaine study.

[combatdoc]

ps. you realize you don't have to sign your texts right? it's coming from your bloody phone.

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[logicals]

Fine. No cocaine study.
SH

_{[ ... that. that was too easy. John should not be fooled by Sherlock's shenanigans, for this is most definitely shenanigan-esque. ]}

2/2*** whoops

[logicals]

You do realise it's automatic, right?
SH

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[combatdoc]

I'm serious. I'll make you pee in a cup if I have to. It's been done before.

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[combatdoc]

why would you make adding 'SH' on your texts automatic in the first place?

[logicals]

You can't make me pee in a cup.
SH

[combatdoc]

Can and will.

[logicals]

No.
SH

[combatdoc]

Yes. And since we aren't five years old, you can just stop arguing now.

[logicals]

I can outrun you.
SH

[combatdoc]

Can you outrun CCTV?

[logicals]

No, but I can outrun Mycroft too.
SH

[combatdoc]

We both know where you live.

[logicals]

Either way, this is clearly a hypothetical situation.
SH

[combatdoc]

So what you're saying is if Lestrade does a drugs bust some time in the next few days he won't find anything?

[logicals]

Exactly.
SH

[combatdoc]

And that Mycroft definitely isn't going to be spotting any dodgy activity while I'm off to work?

[logicals]

... Define 'dodgy'.
SH

[combatdoc]

Dealers hanging around selling you cocaine, for example.

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[logicals]

I can hardly stop my animal magnetism affecting the local dealers. If they choose to flock to me, then so be it.
SH

[logicals]

But you have nothing to worry about. There will be no dodgy activities.
SH

[combatdoc]

You can talk to me, you know. If you're having...cravings.

[logicals]

You wouldn't understand.
SH