Meme Threads

[combatdoc]

If we've started a thread on a meme and you'd like to continue it here instead of in bakerstreet or wherever, then we can do that here.  I'll post headings and links to the specific thread below.

Comments

[combatdoc]

Jesus Christ, who would pay $2000 for a bloody cat???

[logicals]

It's not just any cat; it has agents. They're quite desperate to get him back in order to film some sort of advertisement.
SH

[combatdoc]

So the cat is a celebrity. Great. No chance that someone kidnapped the cat for ransom, in that case?

[logicals]

I don't care about the damned cat.
SH

_{[ this is where Sherlock is going to huff extra loud, despite the fact that John is obviously nowhere near him. ]}

[combatdoc]

I don't care about the damned cat either, I care about not being embarrassed at the till next time I go to Tesco's. Your interesting cases don't exactly pay the bills and you find new and irritating ways to drag me out of the clinic every time Sarah has work for me.

[logicals]

Oh, money. No, I don't care about that either.
SH

[combatdoc]

You'll care when I start auctioning off your lab equipment on ebay to pay for things.

1/4

[logicals]

Your jumpers would mysteriously disappear.
SH

[logicals]

One
SH

[logicals]

by
SH

[logicals]

one.
SH

[combatdoc]

Then I'll start selling your ridiculous shirts off to pay for new ones. Bet I could get ten jumpers for just one of them.

1/2

[logicals]

Ten? Hardly. My shirts are designer, John. You could probably afford a monthly shop on one alone.
SH

_{[ probably isn't a good time to mention the coat's worth about £1300, huh? just think about all the crumpets they could buy with that. ]}

[logicals]

More importantly, I'd love to see you try.
SH

[combatdoc]

Easy. I'd just do it while you're puttering away in your mind palace or ignoring me in favour of microscope slides.

And now that I know they're worth that much I'm definitely going to do it.

[logicals]

Alternatively, you could just take my card.
SH

[combatdoc]

You mean Mycroft's card that you lifted off him last week.

[logicals]

Same difference.
SH