Meme Threads

[combatdoc]

If we've started a thread on a meme and you'd like to continue it here instead of in bakerstreet or wherever, then we can do that here.  I'll post headings and links to the specific thread below.

Comments

[combatdoc]

You mean you haven't already deduced what I'm going to choose? I'm shocked.

[logicals]

Shut up and get some aromatic duck with the Chinese.
SH

[combatdoc]

If I get it then I expect you to actually eat it.

[logicals]

I'm not on a case. I'll eat.
SH

_{[ ... a mouthful. maybe. ]}

[combatdoc]

Good. You could use some feeding up. You're starting to look like a posh scarecrow.

[logicals]

So long as it's not a common scarecrow.
SH

[combatdoc]

Pretty sure you couldn't be common if you tried.

[logicals]

Excuse you, I am an excellent actor. I Somehow I think I could manage it.
SH

[combatdoc]

You can manage to be a really striking sham of someone else, yeah. But that's not exactly being common.

[logicals]

The common aren't all that difficult to replicate, hence common.
SH

[combatdoc]

The unique isn't all that easy to hide. Even for an excellent actor.

[logicals]

Flattery will get you anywhere.
SH

[combatdoc]

Will it get you to buy the milk this week?

[logicals]

Very doubtful.
SH

[combatdoc]

Somehow not surprising. Will flattery at least get you to pick a case that will pay our electric bill?

[logicals]

Also doubtful. I refuse to take the case of the lost black cat; Tiddles is going to have to find his own way back.
SH

[combatdoc]

Bluebell the rabbit turned out to be an interesting case. Maybe Tiddles the cat will turn out to be at the heart of a secret government research conspiracy as well?

[logicals]

Bluebell the rabbit glowed in the dark. Tiddles the cat is ginger and is more likely than not stuck up a tree.
SH

[combatdoc]

How much are they offering? I could climb a tree by myself for the right price.

[logicals]

£2000. Be my guest.
SH

[combatdoc]

Jesus Christ, who would pay $2000 for a bloody cat???

[logicals]

It's not just any cat; it has agents. They're quite desperate to get him back in order to film some sort of advertisement.
SH

[combatdoc]

So the cat is a celebrity. Great. No chance that someone kidnapped the cat for ransom, in that case?

[logicals]

I don't care about the damned cat.
SH

_{[ this is where Sherlock is going to huff extra loud, despite the fact that John is obviously nowhere near him. ]}

[combatdoc]

I don't care about the damned cat either, I care about not being embarrassed at the till next time I go to Tesco's. Your interesting cases don't exactly pay the bills and you find new and irritating ways to drag me out of the clinic every time Sarah has work for me.